Holy Shit! It's me at Krisiun!!!
(That Badass Blonde Blanka guy right there)
It's on there site.
Shit has been really busy for me lately. I've been doing a lot and haven't had time to update. I apologize to all the losers who actually check this, but here's my boring, rambling Post.
(If you don't feel like hearing my out of order concert stories then scroll down to the next part of the post) Shows and more shows
I have been going to so many shows lately that I'm just worn out. In the last month or so there have been a shit load of gigs, and Marc and I have gone to all of them:  Some shows (Like Origin with Decrepit Birth in San Francisco, Tuesday (2 days ago) were ages 21+ but we'd still go just to support the underground.
We gave Andre (Dead Syndicate Vocalist, as you should know by now) a ride there and were seeing if he had his own ride back when the Security guard got on our asses about loitering outside (The show hadn't even started yet!). The guy was being a total dick and if I ever see him again I'm going to kick him in the ribs.
A cool thing about that show was when Bill Robinson, vocalist for Decrepit Birth, took Marc and I to his van so we could get shirts. He's the nicest guy, though I can't figure out if he's homeless, or if he just looks homeless. The guy is always wearing shitty torn up hobo style coats and he just looks grizzled as hell.
Either way, great dude. Another show that was a bust was 5 days ago (Saturday). Dead Syndicate and Left to Die were supposed to play with some shitty punk bands at a muffler shop or something in San Jose. This would've meant that Andre would be doing a double set. We went and hung out with 'The Scene'; Geoff from N.C.M.U., the bands themselves, a few other fans, my buds from Asscigar/Chainsaw Abortion and of course, Metalhead Bob. Long story short the show didn't happen 'cause the owner Murray never showed up to let anyone in, so everyone just hung out in the parking lot and got drunk (Except me). Dead Syndicate sold 'Official Dead Syndicate 40oz', it was fucking brilliant; 
No Dead Syndicate bottle would be complete without anus caps. The very next day Marc and I drove up to San Francisco to see our friends Mummification, but when we got there we were told by a huge black dude at the door that it was 21+. FUCK!! It was still cool though, we hung out with the band at a nearby Deli and I finally got 'Runes of Blood'
The Krisiun show (Last, Last Sunday, the 10th). They're nice as hell, they were great to me, they were insane live and my neck still hurts. Hate Eternal was awesome too, and they're cool to hang outwith.
Anyway, at last nights' concert I told Mike (the insanely overly talented bassist of Origin) about the Security fight we'd had the night before at the Decrepit Birth show and he was so stoked that we'd gone all the way out there just to try to help support them that he gave me a free CD.
What a nice guy.
Some of the guys from Deeds of Flesh, Vile and Severed Savior were there too, so that was cool.
Malevolent Creation was awesome live, even with their new vocalist. I was up front and head banged as hard as and fast as I could. No one else in the front near me had long hair so I felt I should help out the band by fanning them with mine whuahaha
Seriously though, I was headbanging so hard that after the 3rd song their bassist through me a water bottle. What a nice guy. It was fun 'cause I was able to hit one of those bald guys who looked bored in the face a few times. My neck feels like a giant boner.
Even though the singer did better then I'd expected, I still miss Brett Hoffman.
Hoffman's are always leaving bands (Or being kicked out), which reminds me;
Deicide (a while ago) was good, but again, I miss the Hoffman brothers and Glen needs to get over himself.
Patrick
Part 2 People I hate at Concerts The fat drunk hardcore dancer For those of you who haven't seen these guys at shows, they're always fat, usually in either a work shirt or a Skinless shirt, which is weird cause Skinless isn't a hardcore band. These 'Pit Ninja's' are the lamest fucks on the planet. They basically go into the mosh pit for the shitty opener Hard Core bands and start kicking air, stomping, karate kicking, and all that lame shit. It looks stupid enough, like they're taking on an invisible ninja army, but when they spiral towards you and you get a spin kick to the leg, you really get pissed. I love nothing more then pushing hardcore dancers over at shows. I hope this lame trend dies soon. The Bald Guy in the Cannibal Corpse shirt 
These people are at every Death Metal show, if it's not a Cannibal Corpse shirt then it's a Pantera shirt. All they do is walk around the mosh with stupid spazzed out eyes and try to start shit.
They never seem to enjoy the music, or even once look at the band, they just circle waiting for anyone to get in, and when they don't they start pushing people who're just standing there.
It really pisses me off.
If I wanted to mosh, I'd get in the mosh pit.
Nothing's more annoying than when they're playing your favorite song and you have to spend half of it watching your back for these drunk bald hicks who like shows 'cause they can "Get out some fuck'n aggression, fuck'n tear shit up" etc. Go get laid and quit acting like a dipshit. I guess those are really the only people that piss me off.
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Update: Jamie the Fetus Eater went to some of them
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